How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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