Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

hers a joke... japanese people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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