- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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