- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

your no better than a cockroach

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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