- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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