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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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