What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's worse than this That :(

Where's my tractor?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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