- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

how do you win a game try your best

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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