5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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