- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do I hate? people

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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