What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Anti Joke

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