Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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