When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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The Colts this year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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