EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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