Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

-knock knock! -doors open

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

My children are mistakes

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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