Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

9/11 my birthday

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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