Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Cameron is a r e t a r d

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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