Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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ert

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do I hate? people

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Jeff

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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