Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A dyslexic blind man

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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