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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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