What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A car walks into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's one plus one? two.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

-knock knock! -doors open

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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