Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

The child was fired from his job.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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