- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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