What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Alchohol.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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