Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Good job, son.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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