why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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hey guys im gay

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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