Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Beka has AIDS

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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womens rights.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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