Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

someone called someone else a frog

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A black student graduated High School

What's 2+2? Fish

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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