A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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