- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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