why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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