Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What? Huh?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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