- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

hey guys im gay

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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