- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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