"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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