Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Who is it?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Fine, ladies first.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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