What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A dyslexic blind man

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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