Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kenny G

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Female Athletics

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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