A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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I love you very much.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Goat balls.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Women's rights.

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