Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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AND

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Global Warming.

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Chuck Norris died.

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noodles

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Female Athletics

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