What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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I love you very much.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black man killed someone

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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