An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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