whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Asians...

Kenny G

American healthcare.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

balls in ya mouf

The

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

son, you're adopted.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

You're on fire.

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