- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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