Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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