So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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