Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A black man says "ask" correctly.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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