- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A black succeeds

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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