- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

No.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Asians...

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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