How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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NEVER

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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