- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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