Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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