- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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