- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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