Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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autistic kids rock

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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