- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

9/11 my birthday

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.