- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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