- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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