- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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