Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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