- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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