- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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