Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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