Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Good job, son.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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