Knock Knock Who's there

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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