Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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