Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

WOw you have no life

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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