- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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