- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

fish fishy caoimhin

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

poopy is poopy

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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