- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

So a seal walks into a club.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Small Penis.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Your mam is so fat.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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