how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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