- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

this website is a bad joke

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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