What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

scraggle is in you pillow case

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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