- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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