- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Equal rights!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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