Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

whats my name? Matt

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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