roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Water? I hardly know her.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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