- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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